Re: OTI- Radiation contained - The Island is habitable again as of Jan 2023

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Sun Feb 26, 2023 10:16 pm

Good night Island dwellers. Let those on the Mainland worry about what tomorrow brings. OTI residents know we will have sunny sky’s, southwest winds at 15-25 mph and temperatures between 78-85 degrees.

For those brave enough To venture into sector 3 at any time tonight, The OTI weather service has issued a frozen lungs warning for tonight. Temperatures are expected to bottom out at -110 before dawn, making breathing impossible.

Since some unscrupulous character stole my chosen name, Wintercoldandsnowisamyth, I am back to being who I identify as.

CPcantmeasuresnow
Director of the Treasury
Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler

by **docstox12** Mon Feb 27, 2023 6:01 am

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:Good night Island dwellers. Let those on the Mainland worry about what tomorrow brings. OTI residents know we will have sunny sky’s, southwest winds at 15-25 mph and temperatures between 78-85 degrees.

For those brave enough To venture into sector 3 at any time tonight, The OTI weather service has issued a frozen lungs warning for tonight. Temperatures are expected to bottom out at -110 before dawn, making breathing impossible.

Since some unscrupulous character stole my chosen name, Wintercoldandsnowisamyth, I am back to being who I identify as.

CPcantmeasuresnow
Director of the Treasury
Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler

"Snowlessness is peace"

I suggest the Lung Defroster Vest from Ronco for any unfortunate soul who ventured into sector 3.

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Mon Feb 27, 2023 6:58 pm

Packing up after a delightful day on the beaches of Sector 5. It maxed out at 83 today. As sunset approaches the temp still stands at 81 and breezes are a stiff 22 mph.

The beauty of this place is I don't even care what's going on at the Mainland now. Are they snowing, sleeting, raining? Is it cold, mild, cloudy, who cares.

Snowlessness is peace
Snowlessness is peace

CPcantmeasuresnow
Director of the Treasury
Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler

by **billg315** Mon Feb 27, 2023 7:01 pm

I have permanently evacuated sector 3 and moved all operations into a more mild and temperate sector. As I was leaving all I could hear was wind and animals shrieking like they were being roasted.

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Mon Feb 27, 2023 7:06 pm

billg315 wrote:I have permanently evacuated sector 3 and moved all operations into a more mild and temperate sector. As I was leaving all I could hear was wind and animals shrieking like they were being roasted.

Wind you say? I happen to know someone from the Mainland that would be perfect for that Sector. It would be his or her Nirvana.

by **dkodgis** Mon Feb 27, 2023 8:41 pm

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The view from the coconut lounge

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Mon Feb 27, 2023 9:54 pm

dkodgis wrote:

The view from the coconut lounge

You've done one heck of a job renovating the Coconut Lounge Damian. I think I speak for all of the Directors and Chief Counsel in declaring we can remove that temporary before Director and make you the permanent Director of the Coconut Lounge.

Please write the OTI pledge of Allegiance at the end of this reply. After that is completed Billg will set a date and time for your swearing in ceremony. Please bring a heavy parka and bathing trunks. The weather in Sector 3 has been very variable of late.

by **dkodgis** Tue Feb 28, 2023 2:37 am

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Breakfast is now open at the lounge

CP, Scott, and Doc are my first customers

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by **sroc4** Tue Feb 28, 2023 6:48 am

Looks delicious Damian!!

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by **billg315** Tue Feb 28, 2023 7:14 am

Love breakfast, so naturally love that the Lounge now serves breakfast. This new manager is on top of his game. We can do the swearing in anytime outside the Construction Project for the new Hall of Justice in Sector 2. Sector 3 is operating under an emergency evacuation order, but you can still visit if you are wearing a cloth surgical mask.

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Tue Feb 28, 2023 8:04 am

billg315 wrote:Love breakfast, so naturally love that the Lounge now serves breakfast. This new manager is on top of his game. We can do the swearing in anytime outside the Construction Project for the new Hall of Justice in Sector 2. Sector 3 is operating under an emergency evacuation order, but you can still visit if you are wearing a cloth surgical mask.

These cloth surgical masks protect the entire body from -58 degree temperatures? That's incredible.

by **billg315** Tue Feb 28, 2023 12:10 pm

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:
billg315 wrote:Love breakfast, so naturally love that the Lounge now serves breakfast. This new manager is on top of his game. We can do the swearing in anytime outside the Construction Project for the new Hall of Justice in Sector 2. Sector 3 is operating under an emergency evacuation order, but you can still visit if you are wearing a cloth surgical mask.

These cloth surgical masks protect the entire body from -58 degree temperatures? That's incredible.

I know. It seemed absurd to me also, but that's what I was told so figured I'd go with it. After all, the idea that Dawn dishsoap could clean up an island full of radiation seemed silly but that also was effective, so who am I to question these things?

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Tue Feb 28, 2023 10:10 pm

billg315 wrote:
CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:
billg315 wrote:Love breakfast, so naturally love that the Lounge now serves breakfast. This new manager is on top of his game. We can do the swearing in anytime outside the Construction Project for the new Hall of Justice in Sector 2. Sector 3 is operating under an emergency evacuation order, but you can still visit if you are wearing a cloth surgical mask.

These cloth surgical masks protect the entire body from -58 degree temperatures? That's incredible.

I know. It seemed absurd to me also, but that's what I was told so figured I'd go with it. After all, the idea that Dawn dishsoap could clean up an island full of radiation seemed silly but that also was effective, so who am I to question these things?

Was just thinking, what would happen if We washed the cloth surgical masks in Dawn dish soap? We may be playing with forces we can’t control.

by **dkodgis** Thu Mar 02, 2023 8:42 am

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Happy hour at 5.

by **docstox12** Thu Mar 02, 2023 8:58 am

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:
billg315 wrote:
CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:
billg315 wrote:Love breakfast, so naturally love that the Lounge now serves breakfast. This new manager is on top of his game. We can do the swearing in anytime outside the Construction Project for the new Hall of Justice in Sector 2. Sector 3 is operating under an emergency evacuation order, but you can still visit if you are wearing a cloth surgical mask.

These cloth surgical masks protect the entire body from -58 degree temperatures? That's incredible.

I know. It seemed absurd to me also, but that's what I was told so figured I'd go with it. After all, the idea that Dawn dishsoap could clean up an island full of radiation seemed silly but that also was effective, so who am I to question these things?

Was just thinking, what would happen if We washed the cloth surgical masks in Dawn dish soap? We may be playing with forces we can’t control.

I can see the horrible result of that leading to me warning all those in front of the Parliament Building.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFe-p1gbKEc

by **docstox12** Thu Mar 02, 2023 8:59 am

dkodgis wrote:

Happy hour at 5.

Be there or be square!!!!

by **dkodgis** Thu Mar 02, 2023 10:06 am

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Spring in two weeks and four days at The Lounge. I am big on dates; that’s when I will put out the umbrellas and deck cushions.

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Thu Mar 02, 2023 10:54 am

docstox12 wrote:
CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:
billg315 wrote:
CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:
billg315 wrote:Love breakfast, so naturally love that the Lounge now serves breakfast. This new manager is on top of his game. We can do the swearing in anytime outside the Construction Project for the new Hall of Justice in Sector 2. Sector 3 is operating under an emergency evacuation order, but you can still visit if you are wearing a cloth surgical mask.

These cloth surgical masks protect the entire body from -58 degree temperatures? That's incredible.

I know. It seemed absurd to me also, but that's what I was told so figured I'd go with it. After all, the idea that Dawn dishsoap could clean up an island full of radiation seemed silly but that also was effective, so who am I to question these things?

Was just thinking, what would happen if We washed the cloth surgical masks in Dawn dish soap? We may be playing with forces we can’t control.

I can see the horrible result of that leading to me warning all those in front of the Parliament Building.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFe-p1gbKEc

LOL LOL LOL LOL

Great movie Doc, and I can definitely see you out there risking life and limb to save the good citizens of OTI.

by **dkodgis** Sun Mar 05, 2023 10:16 pm

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The usual crew was there. Doc, Scott, CP, Snow, Heehaw.

We ran short of pollock. Competition from the mainland

by **dkodgis** Sun Mar 05, 2023 10:19 pm

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There was one friendly face missing for a while: Janet. She dealt the cards. The game waa fixed but what are you going to do?

by **dkodgis** Sun Mar 05, 2023 10:21 pm

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Sun Mar 05, 2023 11:21 pm

Amazing party.
The Coconut lounge has never been better, great job Damian. I will pay for this tomorrow but it was worth it.

Wintercoldandsnowisamyth

by **docstox12** Mon Mar 06, 2023 6:41 am

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:Amazing party.
The Coconut lounge has never been better, great job Damian. I will pay for this tomorrow but it was worth it.

Wintercoldandsnowisamyth

Coconut Lounge revenues skyrocket under Damian's leadership!

In spite of the horrible Wall/Wing this season on the Mainland. OTI in it's ten year history, has not had a year as memorable as this one.OTI Historians will be mentioing this years from now.

Now, what's the best cure for a hangover?

by **dkodgis** Tue Mar 07, 2023 2:31 pm

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The plans are in for the new lounge. Although quaint and rustic, the Director of IT could not get a wireless signal into the lounge to save his snow. This has put a serious crimp on the revenue stream.

It is time to build anew. Behold: The House of Doc

by **dkodgis** Tue Mar 07, 2023 2:35 pm

Vote, please. If we gain a plebiscite, Central Park bonds will be issued a 5.4% yield

by **Dunnzoo** Tue Mar 07, 2023 2:38 pm

Looks great, what materials will you use? I'm assuming bricks made locally? Anything needed from the mainland may take a while with all their supply chain issues.

by **dkodgis** Tue Mar 07, 2023 3:03 pm

Door knobs will be of mercury so undesirables cannot get in unless they add silver, tin, zinc, and copper. Porcelain will be extensively used on the member bobbleheads. Bobblehead size will be based on the number of posts on the board. Gold will be liberally used throughout.

Cost will be strictly prohibited as a discussion top. No wind will be discussed lest the three little piggies have a flashback about the Big Bad Wolf. Papules on the pompis of progress will be denied admission. These people never admit to anything, anyway. Their attention is distally apart from their cerebrums, and their money occluded from the IRS

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