OTI Weather observations

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Thu Feb 23, 2023 10:18 pm

It’s a balmy 82 on the sands of sector 5, half a mile due south of the Parliament building. Winds are 15 mph from the SW so it’s actually quite refreshing.

I may sleep out on the sand tonight. Hopefully the tide is going out and not in.

Note to anyone on the island, if I should be taken out to sea during my rem sleep tonight please find my body before it is taken out to deep waters and carried out so far that it eventually washes up on the Mainland. Even in death I have taken a vow never to set foot on the mainland again.

by **docstox12** Fri Feb 24, 2023 6:10 am

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:It’s a balmy 82 on the sands of sector 5, half a mile due south of the Parliament building. Winds are 15 mph from the SW so it’s actually quite refreshing.

I may sleep out on the sand tonight. Hopefully the tide is going out and not in.

Note to anyone on the island, if I should be taken out to sea during my rem sleep tonight please find my body before it is taken out to deep waters and carried out so far that it eventually washes up on the Mainland. Even in death I have taken a vow never to set foot on the mainland again.

This is excellent and the OTI Bureau of Meteorology approves this.
No worries ,Director, we will bronze your body and set it up as a statue in front of Parliament Building with a plaque extolling the many accomplishments you have contributed to OTI.Don't think this will ever happen, because the evil spirits of climate change want former "winter" (a fading distant memory) lovers to suffer miserably in the Wall/Wing years to come.They won't allow you to escape with death.

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Fri Feb 24, 2023 5:22 pm

Point-and-click still at 6 to 9 inches for Monday night over orange county which for those of you that are native to OTI may have never heard of, it’s a county in Southeast New York on the mainland.

83° south west wind at 17 miles an hour. Kind of reminds me of Aruba.

Wintercoldandsnowisamyth
Various titles

by **docstox12** Fri Feb 24, 2023 6:44 pm

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:Point-and-click still at 6 to 9 inches for Monday night over orange county which for those of you that are native to OTI may have never heard of, it’s a county in Southeast New York on the mainland.

83° south west wind at 17 miles an hour. Kind of reminds me of Aruba.

Wintercoldandsnowisamyth
Various titles

The redacted copy of this at the OTI Sanitarium caring for those with snow addiction reads as follows;

Point-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------a county in Southeast New York on the mainland.

83 south west wind at 17 miles an hour. Kind of reminds me of Aruba.

Wintercoldandsnowisamyth
Various titles[/quote]

We take great care at the Sanitarium in helping our patients fight the terrible addiction to snow and any mention of it could cause a relapse.

Your Director.

by **Dunnzoo** Fri Feb 24, 2023 6:47 pm

The weather has been glorious here, I have no desire to go back to the mainland for the possible whiteness forecast. We will all be enjoying the adult beverages in the Coconut Lounge as the mainlanders woefully look out their windows for some frozen precipitation. Make sure the karaoke machine is all set, I have a feeling we may have an influx of mainlanders when disappointment sets in once again.

by **docstox12** Fri Feb 24, 2023 8:27 pm

Dunnzoo wrote:The weather has been glorious here, I have no desire to go back to the mainland for the possible whiteness forecast. We will all be enjoying the adult beverages in the Coconut Lounge as the mainlanders woefully look out their windows for some frozen precipitation. Make sure the karaoke machine is all set, I have a feeling we may have an influx of mainlanders when disappointment sets in once again.

Roger that Janet! Every sector has a wonderful beach, sunny, ocean breezes in the low 80's.I will join you in a rousing rendition of "One Bourbon,One Scotch One Beer" at 2 AM in the Coconut Lounge.I have Damian on the job making sure all kegs are tapped and all the shelves are stocked plus do sound checks on the karaoke.To channel a line from a classic movie..."Snow.... we don't need no stinkin' snow"!

CHEERS!

by **billg315** Sat Feb 25, 2023 10:31 am

Here in Sector 3 near the Hall of Justice it is 125* with a west wind of 75 mph that shifts from north to south during the day. The Low this morning was -58*.
I'm beginning to think we may have built the Hall of Justice in the wrong sector of this place.

by **docstox12** Sat Feb 25, 2023 11:37 am

billg315 wrote:Here in Sector 3 near the Hall of Justice it is 125* with a west wind of 75 mph that shifts from north to south during the day. The Low this morning was -58*.
I'm beginning to think we may have built the Hall of Justice in the wrong sector of this place.

Sector 3 in OTI or on the surface of Mars billg?

by **billg315** Sat Feb 25, 2023 11:45 am

docstox12 wrote:
billg315 wrote:Here in Sector 3 near the Hall of Justice it is 125* with a west wind of 75 mph that shifts from north to south during the day. The Low this morning was -58*.
I'm beginning to think we may have built the Hall of Justice in the wrong sector of this place.

Sector 3 in OTI or on the surface of Mars billg?

Some would suggest there is no difference. I'm heading down to the Coconut Lounge Sector where the weather is much nicer as is the musical entertainment.

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Sat Feb 25, 2023 1:28 pm

Back on the Mainland in Highland Mills 25 degrees and moderate snow again after a brief lull.

0.8 inches there as of the 1:00 pm snow board tally.

WOW we may break an inch today, 8.8 inches now for the year.

Whenever any kind citizens of OTI see this post can you please copy and paste to the observations thread back on the mainland. I cannot go back on my vow of Mainland abstinence now that we are seeing results in only two days.

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Sun Feb 26, 2023 8:27 am

Reports from Back on the mainland 11 degrees with a winter storm watch and snow on the ground from the .9 inches that fell yesterday. Things looking up.

Visited sector 4 after Billgs report scared me off of walking through sector 3 this morning.

73 in sector 4 with the usual 15 mph trade winds. Will need a vote from Parliament to send a research team to sector 3 to study these claims of 183 degree temperature variations. I did walk to the edge of sector 4 and although the temperature did not change I did feel a chill up and down my spine. Probably Biilgs story just giving me the chills. I’m gullible that way.

by **docstox12** Sun Feb 26, 2023 8:54 am

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:Reports from Back on the mainland 11 degrees with a winter storm watch and snow on the ground from the .9 inches that fell yesterday. Things looking up.

Visited sector 4 after Billgs report scared me off of walking through sector 3 this morning.

73 in sector 4 with the usual 15 mph trade winds. Will need a vote from Parliament to send a research team to sector 3 to study these claims of 183 degree temperature variations. I did walk to the edge of sector 4 and although the temperature did not change I did feel a chill up and down my spine. Probably Biilgs story just giving me the chills. I’m gullible that way.

Wintercoldandsnowareamyth, your self imposed exile from Mainland posting may have changed the upper atmosphere pressure gradients and wind patterns! From absolute misery on the Mainland to cautious optimism.Well done and stay in OTI!

As a highly esteemed founding member of OTI, you always have my approval for any venture that will help us here on OTI.By all means,examine these temperature variations in Sector 3.My feeling is that sector 3 may be on top of a developing volcano, we will call it Icrackedmytoea, and this may be a significant climatological event.
Stay safe.We do have asbestos suits available if you wish to venture further into sector 3.

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:46 pm

Back on the Mainland still a Winter Storm Watch in Orange County NY for 5-8 inches Monday Night. I would assume it will become a warning shortly.

I just threw this message into a bottle, hoping it gets to the Mainland by tonight. Should anyone feel obliged to hurry it along assistance is always welcome during my time of self imposed exile.

by **billg315** Sun Feb 26, 2023 4:35 pm

I would agree that a research team heading into Sector 3 may be prudent. The volcano theory seems possible. The other day as I drove to the Hall of Justice (with my heat on, it was only -5* at rush hour) I saw this in a field:

When I returned later in the day (with my AC on as it was up to 120*) I looked in the field and saw this:

I’m not an Ornithologist, but something happened to that bird in that field.

We are currently looking at relocating the Hall of Justice to a new sector. I have taken all my classified documents home to my garage and bedroom closet while relocating.

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Sun Feb 26, 2023 5:24 pm

billg315 wrote:I would agree that a research team heading into Sector 3 may be prudent. The volcano theory seems possible. The other day as I drove to the Hall of Justice (with my heat on, it was only -5* at rush hour) I saw this in a field:

When I returned later in the day (with my AC on as it was up to 120*) I looked in the field and saw this:

I’m not an Ornithologist, but something happened to that bird in that field.

We are currently looking at relocating the Hall of Justice to a new sector. I have taken all my classified documents home to my garage and bedroom closet while relocating.

by **sroc4** Sun Feb 26, 2023 7:35 pm

Good day to all you fine ladies and gentle folk. I had been beckoned back to the mainland as there has been some administrative duties I've needed to attend to. I plan on having a nice Hendricks and tonic with a squeeze of fresh lemons then back to the mainland tomorrow to continue with the work related stuff.

Interestingly enough, earlier today one of the administrative tasks I had to do was activate a new account by this fine gentleman with the handle "WinterColdandSnowisamyth"

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Not more than about 15-20mins ago he was seen walking about the mainland talking with some of the regulars about the weather.
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He looks so familiar, but I just cant place it. Anyway about that Hendricks.....BTW anyone seen CP???? scratch

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by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Sun Feb 26, 2023 8:12 pm

An odd looking fellow. Hopefully he stays off the Island. I will alert security and put that ugly face into the facial recognition software we’ve recently installed.

I know you’re busy with two possibilities for snow this week Doc but it’s always good to see you here. I really can’t concern myself with such inconsequential things as snow Doc, and as you know I have taken a vow of abstinence from the Mainland until November 1.

I did notice this new fellow has a Highland Mills address. If there is any snow to measure this week I’m hoping he’s good with a ruler. That simple instrument has been baffling to the people in Central Park for decades.

by **sroc4** Mon Feb 27, 2023 6:38 am

Shake off the hang over, and back to the mainland to take care of some business.

Ill be back.

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Mon Feb 27, 2023 8:39 am

sroc4 wrote:Shake off the hang over, and back to the mainland to take care of some business.

Ill be back.

You're welcome any time here Doc. I don't envy you having to go back and deal with the snow deranged on the Mainland. When will they all learn, it's just frozen droplets nothing more.

Snowlessness is peace
Snowlessness is peace

I am one with the Wall, I accept now the Wing
Winter is a myth, as much as that may sting

77 degrees this morning on Sector 5. Winds are WSW at 18, there is not a cloud in the sky.

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Mon Feb 27, 2023 11:09 pm

Back on the Mainland I hear rumors of 2.5 inches of snow so far back in my old stomping grounds of Highland Mills.

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Mon Feb 27, 2023 11:37 pm

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:Back on the Mainland I hear rumors of 2.5 inches of snow so far back in my old stomping grounds of Highland Mills.

Received an official report from the Mainland.

As of the 11:30 PM measurement in Highland Mills NY, 3.0 inches and 29.3 degrees with moderate snow again.

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Mon Mar 13, 2023 12:52 pm

Here in sector four it is 79° right now the wind is out of the southwest at 12 miles an hour. There is not one cloud in the sky, it’s a crystal clear blue, like someone painted it on.

Even though I don’t venture there anymore I’m hearing reports from the mainland that it is 38° right now in my former home of Highland Mills and there’s light rain. My point-and-click weather app which showed 16 inches of snow coming to Highland Mills just 24 hours ago now shows 6 inches. I’m hoping by this time tomorrow it shows 0 inches.

I am one with the wall
I accept now the wing
Winter is a myth
As much as that might sting

Snowlessness is peace
Snowlessness is peace

Ahaaaaaaa ahaaaaaaaaa ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Doc I think I need my dose of Thorazine tripled.

by **docstox12** Mon Mar 13, 2023 1:01 pm

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:Here in sector four it is 79° right now the wind is out of the southwest at 12 miles an hour. There is not one cloud in the sky, it’s a crystal clear blue, like someone painted it on.

Even though I don’t venture there anymore I’m hearing reports from the mainland that it is 38° right now in my former home of Highland Mills and there’s light rain. My point-and-click weather app which showed 16 inches of snow coming to Highland Mills just 24 hours ago now shows 6 inches. I’m hoping by this time tomorrow it shows 0 inches.

I am one with the wall
I accept now the wing
Winter is a myth
As much as that might sting

Snowlessness is peace
Snowlessness is peace

Ahaaaaaaa ahaaaaaaaaa ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Doc I think I need my dose of Thorazine tripled.

We are on it ,my good Treasury Director

We are way behind on admissions at the OTI Sanitarium as a result of the crushing outcome of the models this morning vis a vis the supposed snowstorm.To keep you occupied and sedated before our two staff members in white jackets arrive, you can play this song while you wait.

Roger that Thorazine dose tripled!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQNI1KfGXBA

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Mon Mar 13, 2023 1:04 pm

docstox12 wrote:
CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:Here in sector four it is 79° right now the wind is out of the southwest at 12 miles an hour. There is not one cloud in the sky, it’s a crystal clear blue, like someone painted it on.

Even though I don’t venture there anymore I’m hearing reports from the mainland that it is 38° right now in my former home of Highland Mills and there’s light rain. My point-and-click weather app which showed 16 inches of snow coming to Highland Mills just 24 hours ago now shows 6 inches. I’m hoping by this time tomorrow it shows 0 inches.

I am one with the wall
I accept now the wing
Winter is a myth
As much as that might sting

Snowlessness is peace
Snowlessness is peace

Ahaaaaaaa ahaaaaaaaaa ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Doc I think I need my dose of Thorazine tripled.

We are on it ,my good Treasury Director

We are way behind on admissions at the OTI Sanitarium as a result of the crushing outcome of the models this morning vis a vis the supposed snowstorm.To keep you occupied and sedated before our two staff members in white jackets arrive, you can play this song while you wait.

Roger that Thorazine dose tripled!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQNI1KfGXBA

LOL LOL. So apropos.

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Mon Mar 13, 2023 9:49 pm

78° and a light SW wind at 11 mph, as the sun sets on another perfect day on OTI.

There was one cumulus cloud about 2:00 PM that covered the sun for 87 seconds. I talked to our Director of Technology the ever elusive Math23X7 and he assured me that tomorrows program will include embedded code to make sure that doesn't happen again.

What a wonderful thing to live in the OTI cyber world, where you can program each days weather. I'm not sure why the Mainlanders never thought of this. They could make it snow and never stop, not that I would ever want that. No snow for me, can't stand the stuff.

Word from the Mainland is it is 35.2° in Highland Mills and a few flakes have begun mixing with the rain. I hope that brightens up their dreary lives.

Here's to hoping that fine young fellow from Yonkers sees 100 mph winds tonight that blow every car off his street so he has a place to park for the rest of his life. I wish them all contentment and peace and what they pursue in life, but how can any of them find it when they chase something that doesn't exist. Until they all acknowledge Winter is a myth and snowlessness is peace they will all live tortured, unfulfilled, disaffected lives.

If only they knew the POWER of the snowless side. Help them Docstox, you’re their only hope.

I am one with the wall
I accept now the wing
Winter is a myth
As much as that may sting

snowlessness is peace
snowlessness is peace

Peace to all and to all a goodnight

Wintercoldandsnowisamyth

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