OT: "Off-Topic Island"

Eh Tu you incredulous supporters of my rule:

CP you have betrayed me and been a wish washy scrub since I laid ears on your rubish talk

SNOW you have been a loyal supporter and have wavered in the face of ill repute against your most loyal king, but you have backed me in teh end so you cna stay

DOC - you throw me aside like this morning half eaten bagel by a 16 year old that I teach with no regard for me, may you lose all your teeth by teh work of an IMGUR!

NKW40 - sounds like WD -40 to me - you greasy, filthy slim who dare come into my Kingdom and try to overule me and dethrone me by the false tense of my betraitor - CP - the REAL ZOO KEEPER!!!


AS I dine in Costa Rica - you Spineless Swines!!

Pictures from my Hotel - wish you where here suckers!!

amugs wrote:Eh Tu you incredulous supporters of my rule:

CP you have betrayed me and been a wish washy scrub since I laid ears on your rubish talk

SNOW you have been a loyal supporter and have wavered in the face of ill repute against your most loyal king, but you have backed me in teh end so you cna stay

DOC - you throw me aside like this morning half eaten bagel by a 16 year old that I teach with no regard for me, may you lose all your teeth by teh work of an IMGUR!

NKW40 - sounds like WD -40 to me - you greasy, filthy slim who dare come into my Kingdom and try to overule me and dethrone me by the false tense of my betraitor - CP - the REAL ZOO KEEPER!!!


AS I dine in Costa Rica - you Spineless Swines!!

Too late to wish that curse of yours on me oh (ex) king.I already wear false teeth!

Doc,

Then may your friends of woman have such a curse ye of little faith!

May you put your teeth in backwards, upside down or the dogs get them for snack.

The still and ever present KING SNOW WEENIE - I could give a _ _ _ t what ya'll wish or want I am the ruler of this land and until I CHOOSE to step down or relinquish my crown so be it.

KSW

Your former highness. This thread should be in the weather discussions because your kingdom and whether you retain it all involves weather. I refuse to comment any further until this thread is moved into the weather discussion thread where it should be.

I can't believe your taking Snow mans side in this your highness. He held the royal knights sword to my throat and made me say those things.

Remember I'm only the messenger.

Snow Man just messaged me long live queen Dunnzoo or NKW40.

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:Your former highness. This thread should be in the weather discussions because your kingdom and whether you retain it all involves weather. I refuse to comment any further until this thread is moved into the weather discussion thread where it should be.

I can't believe your taking Snow mans side in this your highness. He held the royal knights sword to my throat and made me say those things.

Remember I'm only the messenger.  

It may involve weather but not from a scientific standpoint. It's more of a banter and it will stay in the off topic section.

@Mugs- that fish looks delicious. Big seafood guy. Always loved it.

Frank_Wx wrote:

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:Your former highness. This thread should be in the weather discussions because your kingdom and whether you retain it all involves weather. I refuse to comment any further until this thread is moved into the weather discussion thread where it should be.

I can't believe your taking Snow mans side in this your highness. He held the royal knights sword to my throat and made me say those things.

Remember I'm only the messenger.  

It may involve weather but not from a scientific standpoint. It's more of a banter and it will stay in the off topic section.

@Mugs- that fish looks delicious. Big seafood guy. Always loved it.

The true King has spoken.

It was all NKW40's fault Frank. I'm only the messenger.

CP - you jealous, unloyal piece of lint - I shall listen to the great Weather Czar Frank and leave this thread where I thought it should be in Banter!!!! Since you are like the fish I just had for dinner last night in the above pictures - ye of little spine - I will crush you like a walnut in my nutcracker!

And CP WD - 40 your knew loyalty to his/her throne shall be for not!

amugs wrote:CP - you jealous, unloyal piece of lint - I shall listen to the great Weather Czar Frank and leave this thread where I thought it should be in Banter!!!! Since you are like the fish I just had for dinner last night in the above pictures - ye of little spine - I will crush you like a walnut in my nutcracker!

Let's be real your former highness, you're Kingdom is over your only loyal subject Sir Snow Man is nowhere to be found.

Where is NKW40? His or her subjects are waiting to be freed.

Where is the queen in waiting? Dunnzoo? The kingdom is your at midnight tonight. Snow man won't stand by Mugsy once the going gets tough. When the going gets tough Snow Man gets going.

And why your Highness do you pin this on me. I've been nothing but your loyal messenger. Ingrate.

The messenger you say you are is one of contetion in my royal court as brought to my attention by "others" such as yourself so to speak.

I only inquire but do not blame the for this mass hysteria of lack of snow in my kingdom which has happened before but 60"+ I have provided to the people is a mere drop in the pan for some.

I WILL NOT relinquish my throne until the death of me.

OK, King Mugsy, you claim to have the power to do just about anything, including producing 60 inches of snow.

Please have your Royal Shamans and Wizards produce a potion we can put in CP's grog and turn him into a parrot that only repeats:

"I AM THE MESSENGER.....I AM THE MESSENGER..."

amugs wrote:The messenger you say you are is one of contetion in my royal court as brought to my attention by "others" such as yourself so to speak.

I only inquire but do not blame the for this mass hysteria of lack of snow in my kingdom which has happened before but 60"+ I have provided to the people is a mere drop in the pan for some.

I WILL NOT relinquish my throne until the death of me.

That 60 inches of snow all came before you proclaimed yourself the King of Snow Weenie Land. During our so-called dark ages, before we had our benevolent? king, the people were rich with snow. There were no snow droughts, children played, people sang, there was happiness in the land. Now there is only despair, sickness, look at yourself you have had the flu twice since you've been the King, and bare, snowless, landscapes.

Just remember I'm only conveying the people's thoughts. I would never betray my King.  

Snow Weenie Land before you were King.

Snow Weenie land after you seized power. It's a barren wasteland where nothing grows except volleyball nets.

Frank_Wx wrote:

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:Your former highness. This thread should be in the weather discussions because your kingdom and whether you retain it all involves weather. I refuse to comment any further until this thread is moved into the weather discussion thread where it should be.

I can't believe your taking Snow mans side in this your highness. He held the royal knights sword to my throat and made me say those things.

Remember I'm only the messenger.  

It may involve weather but not from a scientific standpoint. It's more of a banter and it will stay in the off topic section.

@Mugs- that fish looks delicious. Big seafood guy. Always loved it.

Frank, thanks for allowing us a space to kid around and laugh.Agree completely on keeping it off topic.

I still say this thread belongs in the official weather talk thread. How dare Frank cast us off into Off Topic Land. Let's overthrow Frank as the Moderator, after we're done with Mugsy.

We shall make Dunnzoo the Moderator and the Queen.

Long live Dunnzoo.

Where the heck is Sir Snow Man through all of this?

CP is that you? And how did I get mixed up in this! lol

Dunnzoo wrote:CP is that you? And how did I get mixed up in this! lol

YOU have been annointed Queen of Snow Weenie Land.There has been a revolt in the Snow Weenieland City of Snowpach and now Emperor Mugsy is very angry and has equipped his special satellite with heat lasers to melt any snow he finds.Look how successful he has been the last 6 weeks.

"Help us Queen Dunzoo....you're our only hope!"

docstox12 wrote:

Dunnzoo wrote:CP is that you? And how did I get mixed up in this! lol

YOU have been annointed Queen of Snow Weenie Land.There has been a revolt in the Snow Weenieland City of Snowpach  and now Emperor Mugsy is very angry and has equipped his special satellite with heat lasers to melt any snow he finds.Look how successful he has been the last 6 weeks.

"Help us Queen Dunzoo....you're our only hope!"

You're killing me again Doc   . Why isn't there an emoticon for laughing till I'm crying because that's what I'm doing right now.

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:I still say this thread belongs in the official weather talk thread. How dare Frank cast us off into Off Topic Land. Let's overthrow Frank as the Moderator, after we're done with Mugsy.

We shall make Dunnzoo the Moderator and the Queen.

Long live Dunnzoo.

Where the heck is Sir Snow Man through all of this?

Ill ban you first.....
And Snowman has been thrown into prison, in The middle of the Atlantic, where no snow ever falls.

Dunnzoo wrote:CP is that you? And how did I get mixed up in this! lol

Future queen Dunnzoo.   

If you're referring to the smiling citizen of Snow Weenie Land in the picture on the previous page, yes that is me.

At the time I was a happy care free citizen with almost 3 feet of snow on the ground, before evil King Muggsy took over our land and stopped all the snow from falling.

Of course these are not my thoughts, I just convey the thoughts of the citizens. I am loyal to King Muggsy,   at least until he F's up the next storm this Tuesday night. This of course is his last chance, and just like he botched the last three, I'm sure he'll do the same or worse with this one.

If it's possible to make it snow negative inches of snow, he will somehow find a way to make that happen this Tuesday night.

Ryan: What are you doing in off topic land? This is only for outcasts and lepers.

Great picture of Putin, very apropos.

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:Ryan: What are you doing in off topic land? This is only for outcasts and lepers.

Great picture of Putin, very apropos.

Apologies Cp,