Re: OT: "Off-Topic Island"

by **SNOW MAN** Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:59 pm

I think your going to be right Doc. This storm more than likely will do what you said, go south and east. To many things have to come together at the right time, I just don't see that happening at least not for our areas. Just look at the last three storms, they didn't work out. I kind of feel like CP I don't give a sh*t if we get it or not. Especially after I looked at my two summer time chariots that I'll be driving once the roads get washed off with some decent rains. Very Happy

by **SNOW MAN** Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:02 pm

HELLO MY FELLOW COUNTRYMEN CP. jocolor

by **docstox12** Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:29 pm

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:
docstox12 wrote:
SNOW MAN wrote:I have information on Nkw40, SHE is an O.R. nurse in Downingtown Pa. and you know I like her already because she's from my state. I say we give it some thought about making her our next Queen

I had a feeling I spelled that name wrong. Thanks for correcting me Doc.

The parliament of OTI will have to convene for a decision on this matter.

Dunnzoo doesn't seem to want the position, I have no objections.

The matter has been decided by the Parliament of OTI which has a quorom.

"Subject...Dunzoo's coronation as queen has been cancelled and consideration for the position of her Royal Highness of OTI goes to Nkw40.SNOW will approach her with this consideration and get an answer.So decreed this 22nd day of March Anno Domani 2014.Parliament adjurns......"

by **SNOW MAN** Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:41 pm

I hope our current KING hasn't scared her off with all of his negative waves and degrading comments. Lets hope she's a hearty sole and sends us one of her messenger pigeons with her decision to accept her position or decline it. We shall have to wait and see. The only thing I fear is if this possible storm does effect our kingdom, what will our current KSW do with us conspirators. affraid

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:31 pm

SNOW MAN wrote:I hope our current KING hasn't scared her off with all of his negative waves and degrading comments. Lets hope she's a hearty sole and sends us one of her messenger pigeons with her decision to accept her position or decline it. We shall have to wait and see. The only thing I fear is if this possible storm does effect our kingdom, what will our current KSW do with us conspirators.

I never conspired against his Highness king

, I was just the messenger.

Why does no one believe that?

by **amugs** Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:17 pm

SNOW MAN wrote:I hope our current KING hasn't scared her off with all of his negative waves and degrading comments. Lets hope she's a hearty sole and sends us one of her messenger pigeons with her decision to accept her position or decline it. We shall have to wait and see. The only thing I fear is if this possible storm does effect our kingdom, what will our current KSW do with us conspirators.

The only thing to Fear is...........Fear itself!!! and a guilty conscience of course... Twisted Evil

by **amugs** Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:18 pm

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:
SNOW MAN wrote:I hope our current KING hasn't scared her off with all of his negative waves and degrading comments. Lets hope she's a hearty sole and sends us one of her messenger pigeons with her decision to accept her position or decline it. We shall have to wait and see. The only thing I fear is if this possible storm does effect our kingdom, what will our current KSW do with us conspirators.

I never conspired against his Highness , I was just the messenger.

Why does no one believe that?

I'm to tired now from overthrowing the King, maybe this weekend. - Really now Just the Messenger ?? Why I find that hard to believe my HV friend - BRUTUS!!!!!!

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Sun Mar 23, 2014 5:26 am

Thank God for the peace and quiet of Off Topic Island. Where a man or woman can sit and think and not be interrupted by posts every 5 minutes. Where a person can be alone with their thoughts or share them with 3 other people.

I hereby declare OTI a mega message free zone. Daily posting limit is 10 messages or face expulsion by the OTI Parliament.

Where is our new queen, sir snow man ? If NKW40 isn't up to the task we must look for another. Dunnzoo has not even visited what could have been her kingdom. Mugsy fate lies in a storm that will most likely end up hitting Portugal when the eastern trend continues today.

This storm has as good a chance of hitting us as I do of getting back to sleep. Damn crickets on this island woke me up again.

by **SNOW MAN** Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:03 am

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:Thank God for the peace and quiet of Off Topic Island. Where a man or woman can sit and think and not be interrupted by posts every 5 minutes. Where a person can be alone with their thoughts or share them with 3 other people.

I hereby declare OTI a mega message free zone. Daily posting limit is 10 messages or face expulsion by the OTI Parliament.

Where is our new queen, sir snow man ? If NKW40 isn't up to the task we must look for another. Dunnzoo has not even visited what could have been her kingdom. Mugsy fate lies in a storm that will most likely end up hitting Portugal when the eastern trend continues today.

This storm has as good a chance of hitting us as I do of getting back to sleep. Damn crickets on this island woke me up again.

CP, I agree with your post 100%. WOW ! Some people can really post and post and post. HOLY COW ! I guess KSW will either have to step down or the court of the Snow Weenie Knights will have to oust him as of Wednesday. I have received no messages from our new candidate Nkw40. Maybe the Mega Post Dragon affraid

(I think it's a cyborg, it never seems to sleep or quit like the TERMINATOR) has scared her away. The members of the OTI will have to set a time frame for her to accept her new reign as Queen of the Snow Weenie Kingdom before we have to look for a new candidate. What are thought's on my idea Sir CP ?

Sir CP I think I may have a candidate for our new King/Queen. I think we should extend an invitation to emokid51783 he or she seems to have what it takes to reign over our kingdom. Plus they seem to have enough guts to try and slay our Mega Post Dragon. I have read 3 or 4 posts that reflect this in the other threads. What do you think Sir CP ?

by **SNOW MAN** Sun Mar 23, 2014 6:49 am

Just watched my local Met in Scranton, I can't believe what she just said for Tuesday. She's calling for an accumulating snow for our area, with amounts in the 10"+ range. Huh ? Well with their past track record that means we'll have sunshine and 70*. I'll believe it when I see it.

by **docstox12** Sun Mar 23, 2014 7:44 am

I think that local Met there is way out of line.NWS has this storm south and east of us with a POSSIBILITY of it coming west.Sounds like a low probability for heavy snow.Once again, the shore of NJ and LI will get the brunt of this.It's just been the trend set in stone all winter.Tomorrow morning will be the final call.

by **docstox12** Sun Mar 23, 2014 7:47 am

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:Thank God for the peace and quiet of Off Topic Island. Where a man or woman can sit and think and not be interrupted by posts every 5 minutes. Where a person can be alone with their thoughts or share them with 3 other people.

I hereby declare OTI a mega message free zone. Daily posting limit is 10 messages or face expulsion by the OTI Parliament.

Where is our new queen, sir snow man ? If NKW40 isn't up to the task we must look for another. Dunnzoo has not even visited what could have been her kingdom. Mugsy fate lies in a storm that will most likely end up hitting Portugal when the eastern trend continues today.

This storm has as good a chance of hitting us as I do of getting back to sleep. Damn crickets on this island woke me up again.

Agreed and adopted into the OTI Constitution on the daily limit of posts.March 23rd, Anno Domani 2014.

Agree on storm chances for our area 100%

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:50 am

Ok, I made my long journey to the general weather continent today, and I'm exhausted from the trip. So many things to analyze there, my brain begins to hurt. I am very grateful to be back on Off Topic Island, where the king may be evil, (it's not me but other people saying that Mugs), where the two Queens in waiting have abdicated their thrown before their coronation, and where the citizens are few, but they are true.

by **docstox12** Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:43 pm

"Next stop.....Off Topic Island"

Off Topic Island.....a place where a man can slow down his pace to a walk......and live his life in full measure!

by **docstox12** Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:59 pm

Noticed on my trip to the mainland just now the concensus at 1PM is starting to verify what I had said yesterday.This thing is going east and south of us.Accuweather had me for maybe 1 to 3.No blocking.

Somebody mentioned Bastardi said it would go over the BM. I now expect it to pass directly over the Flemish Cap and we maybe see one Cirrus cloud as a result from that Bastardi KOD.

by **docstox12** Sun Mar 23, 2014 1:11 pm

In the OTI Post Office,there will hang three pictures, front and side views, of Rayno, Bastardi, and Henry.Wanted by the OTI IBS (Island Bureau of Snowvestigation) for KOD murder of snowstorms that bypassed OTI territory (EPA, HV and NNJ).

Do not try to apprehend these suspects on your own.They are known to be viscious snow murderers merely with the use of words and not weapons.Should one be foolhardy and try to do this, make sure a liberal supply of duct tape is at hand.

That is all.

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Sun Mar 23, 2014 1:56 pm

docstox12 wrote:Noticed on my trip to the mainland just now the concensus at 1PM is starting to verify what I had said yesterday.This thing is going east and south of us.Accuweather had me for maybe 1 to 3.No blocking.

Somebody mentioned Bastardi said it would go over the BM. I now expect it to pass directly over the Flemish Cap and we maybe see one Cirrus cloud as a result from that Bastardi KOD.

Luckily I saw the Perfect Storm, several times I might add, and I know where the Flemish Cap is. I had mentioned this storm would probably hit Portugal the way it was trending, several pages ago, but maybe a last minute westward jog and it will graze the Flemish Cap.

I believe everyone over on the mainland is now accepting that this is not our storm, again. Tom finally had top put in the last word, as he has been saying all along, and tell the select few that are still wishcasting a blizzard, it aint gonna happen.

Mugsy, we may accept you as a regular citizen here on OTI, it is really up to a vote of the OTI Parliament, but face the facts buddy your reign as King is over. Also former King Mugsy, I believe it is time to change the name of this thread from Snow Weenie, To "Off Topic Island". We the citizens of OTI have adopted this name for our place of solitude. This should also be placed before Parliament for a vote.

It may be time for a search party to be sent out looking for Sir Snow Man, he had some great posts this morning, lol!

but he has been missing for several hours. Frankly I'm worried he is being held captive on the mainland.

Even though I was initially reluctant to accept Franks exile to OTI, in retrospect it was the best thing he ever did. My blood pressure is already down 30 points.

by **amugs** Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:15 pm

My good men of the OTI - without further ado the title shall be changed to suit the needs of the many - hmmm four of us - who are seeking solstice from the grind of the weather blog page and its rancorous vermits.

I think the Flemish Cap will only see Cirrus Clouds with sun from this storm and I hear now Spain and the East African Coast has been alert for a possible coastal.

I know you have all put up with my evil ways of depriving you of snow these last 6 weeks but I claimed myself as KSW after the Feb 5th storm and provided you with a good storm thereafter 2-13, the rest is history.

I am not giving up the ship as a good leader but if I face the firing squad I will give up the crown as of Wed morning if no meaning snow falls in my kingdom - deal boys?

Ahh the peace and quiet of a few friends blogging on this deserted island - banished by the Czar of the forum - PRICELESS!!

by **amugs** Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:18 pm

Let's Party boys, the OTI style -

DOC, put in those teeth - double the glue will ya;
SNOW, crack that shoulder, wind er up real good;
CP, throw me a one liner with a bottle of Sam, make that two bottles of Sam and clear your throat for God's sake

Now we're talkin"!!

by **amugs** Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:20 pm

docstox12 wrote:In the OTI Post Office,there will hang three pictures, front and side views, of Rayno, Bastardi, and Henry.Wanted by the OTI IBS (Island Bureau of Snowvestigation) for KOD murder of snowstorms that bypassed OTI territory (EPA, HV and NNJ).

Do not try to apprehend these suspects on your own.They are known to be viscious snow murderers merely with the use of words and not weapons.Should one be foolhardy and try to do this, make sure a liberal supply of duct tape is at hand.

That is all.

Oh Jesus I thought it ways Moe, Larry and Curly! Well they act like them so.......

by **SNOW MAN** Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:41 pm

docstox12 wrote:In the OTI Post Office,there will hang three pictures, front and side views, of Rayno, Bastardi, and Henry.Wanted by the OTI IBS (Island Bureau of Snowvestigation) for KOD murder of snowstorms that bypassed OTI territory (EPA, HV and NNJ).

Do not try to apprehend these suspects on your own.They are known to be viscious snow murderers merely with the use of words and not weapons.Should one be foolhardy and try to do this, make sure a liberal supply of duct tape is at hand.

That is all.

Doc, this post is hilarious ! I think the new king should appoint you the royal joker. jocolor

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:46 pm

It's good to have Mugs back where he belongs and funny as ever. He try's to be a mainlander but you can take the boy out of OTI but you can't take OTI out of the boy. I believe today's posts all around may have set a new record for laughs. Let's hope the Dragon never finds this place.

by **SNOW MAN** Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:57 pm

amugs wrote:My good men of the OTI - without further ado the title shall be changed to suit the needs of the many - hmmm four of us - who are seeking solstice from the grind of the weather blog page and its rancorous vermits.

I think the Flemish Cap will only see Cirrus Clouds with sun from this storm and I hear now Spain and the East African Coast has been alert for a possible coastal.

I know you have all put up with my evil ways of depriving you of snow these last 6 weeks but I claimed myself as KSW after the Feb 5th storm and provided you with a good storm thereafter 2-13, the rest is history.

I am not giving up the ship as a good leader but if I face the firing squad I will give up the crown as of Wed morning if no meaning snow falls in my kingdom - deal boys?

Ahh the peace and quiet of a few friends blogging on this deserted island - banished by the Czar of the forum - PRICELESS!!

CP and Doc what do you think of the KINGS proposal ?

by **CPcantmeasuresnow** Sun Mar 23, 2014 5:19 pm

The king did provide a good storm on the 14th-15th of that there is no denying. I suppose in our haste to oust him, I mean everyone else's haste I was just reporting others wishes, we may have forgotten that. I'm willing to give everyone a second chance. As the good book says "let him without sin cast the first stone". However he must deliver some snow to our areas before the calendar turns to April. I believe there should be a three inch minimum. Let it go before the Parliament. Doc shall count the ballots.

by **amugs** Sun Mar 23, 2014 5:20 pm

Snowie,

They will agree - I know when my time is up my loyalist friend. Ahh the OTI - so relaxing, serenity. Boy I may just like this pace of life in the blog world.

Mugs

by **amugs** Sun Mar 23, 2014 5:22 pm

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:The king did provide a good storm on the 14th-15th of that there is no denying. I suppose in our haste to oust him, I mean everyone else's haste I was just reporting others wishes, we may have forgotten that. I'm willing to give everyone a second chance. As the good book says "let him without sin cast the first stone". However he must deliver some snow to our areas before the calendar turns to April. I believe there should be a three inch minimum. Let it go before the Parliament. Doc shall count the ballots.

I can see it now one vote for Mugs, One no vote for Mugs, another no vote for Mugs - Okay the parliament has spoken 2 no votes to one yes I love you

- he's out - HAHAHA!!

by **amugs** Sun Mar 23, 2014 5:25 pm

CP,

Mugsy, we may accept you as a regular citizen here on OTI, it is really up to a vote of the OTI Parliament, but face the facts buddy your reign as King is over. Also former King Mugsy, I believe it is time to change the name of this thread from Snow Weenie, To "Off Topic Island". We the citizens of OTI have adopted this name for our place of solitude. This should also be placed before Parliament for a vote

Now if I give up the crown so peacefully and honorably as I intend to do (Don't make me change me mind boy!) I MUST be accepted as a citizen of this land - no ifs, ands, or buts about it!

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